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Who has influenced you?

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A Review of The Secret Bed and Breakfast in Leesburg Alabama

Looking for a relaxing getaway The Secret Bed and Breakfast overlooking Weiss Lake is a perfect spot Its unique architecture and wonderful hosts will ensure you leave with you batteries recharged and a longing to return

Scalable Software Systems An Upcoming Internet Commodity

So you want to be Tom Why stop there when you can be a Tom factory The next internet evolution is software and systems which give anyone the ability to create sites which in turn create and manage social networking sites

Last Check Writer on Earth Beaten to Death in Supermarket

73yearold Edna Mercy was bludgeoned to death today by an enraged baguettewielding mob in a local supermarket

Madonna to Remake Casablanca Britney Spears to Be Thrown a Cameo Bone

Rumors are flying that Madonna plans to remake the iconic movie Casablanca The Barefoot Celebrity Buzz and Scatological Research Group LLC Paparazzi Division has the inside scoop

Why Your Woman Left You How to Prevent Divorce in the Modern World

Divorce is ugly There are no winners only whiners But how did it come to this What can men do to please these female creatures

Vogue Magazine Casts LeBron James and Gisele Bundchen in Remake of King Kong

Vogues cover has the wires humming with accusations of racism This is why were all afraid of Vogue

Clinton V Obama Are They the Same Candidate

Issue by issue Hot topic by hot topic Lets score the candidates and see who comes out on top

Fainting on the Barack Obama Campaign Trail Increasing Miraculous Healing Wonders Now Reported

Six cases of people fainting at Obama speeches are confirmed What is next for the charismatic Senator from Illinois

33 Annoying Expressions that Killed Our Conversation

If you are using these expression please stop talking to me right now Better still take a vow of silence

From St Nicholas to Santa Claus Connecting the Symbolism

Explore the symbols and legends of St Nicholas and discover the roots of some modern Christmas traditions

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What was the best laugh you ever had?: Those geography moments in life, as in "you had to be there," I find the funniest. The best laugh is the one that can never be repeated.

About Me:: I'm theBarefoot. I've been writing humor et. al. for about two years. My philosophy is humor comes in all shapes and sizes. I'm particularly fond of subtle satire, but have been know to write some outrageously sarcastic rants. You can find most of my online writing at my AC page.

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Don't Die

I heard this on NPR this morning. Seems the Mayor of a town in France issued a decree that anyone who does not already own a plot in the near-full cemetery is forbidden to die in his town. Penalties will be sever for those breaking this ban. I wonder just how much more of penalty you can impose on a corpse.

Posted on March 7th, 2008 at 6:50pm — 3 Comments (Add)

AWOL

Okay. Okay. I went AWOL for a few days. Thanks for all the cards and letters, you rat bastards. Sometimes I truly work for a living. I had a meeting in D.C. The preparation was killer. I also have been fighting foo for the last two weeks, hence the meeting in D.C. At least the weather was pleasant. Sorry for the absence. Let's giggle like school girls about the 6 shots of tequila that amazed my traveling companions. What a bunch of pansies. 6? Why stop there?

Posted on March 4th, 2008 at 9:03pm — 4 Comments (Add)

Comedy Trivia

The "More Cowbell" sketch was cut from SNL during dress rehearsal. The thing that change everyone's mind is when Will Ferrell made a wardrobe change to the now famous "too small" shirt which kept creeping up with every movement. This just proves, comedy is subjective and the strangest thing can make all the difference between funny and not.

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At 9:47pm on May 14th, 2008, Divinity Rose said…: I'm shakin' in my knickers.....

At 10:35pm on February 25th, 2008, jcorn said…: You clever thing! Stirring people up about you know who over at AC. Reading those comments is something else. I want to see if you top 144 or whatever the heck my article on comments got this weekend. Write an article on comments and the comments fly! When they are visible.

At 11:30am on February 17th, 2008, jcorn said…: Speaking of the AC, if anyone has the ability to leave or receive visible comments could you send me a decoder ring for that, please? Would appreciate it? I found the AC cereal but (with my luck) the versions containing the decoder rings were all sold out at my grocery store, confusing when the cereal ALONE cost more than most article payments. Something seems a bit off in that economic formula but I still want a ring. I'm having withdrawal symptoms from AC, minor but unpleasant.

At 2:14am on February 15th, 2008, jcorn said…: I wish I had the courage to 1/2 as humorous as you are on the AC Forum. I"m always afraid I'll get in trouble. Your comments have me cracking up there. - and many other places.

At 1:25pm on February 3rd, 2008, Shana said…: Thank you all and thanks Brother Barefoot, ha ha

At 3:45pm on February 1st, 2008, jcorn said…: I'm popping in to say Hi and I churned the butter today. Where are the blasted biscuits or mashed potatoes or whatever goes with them. I am not peeling potatoes or making biscuits.
I did, however, promote Donna in one of my articles about audio content on AC and how it could fit into a niche market. Unfortunately, one person in that niche market, my sample listener, got turned on by Donna's voice and the results were not what I'd hoped,although he seemed like a very happy blind (I mean, visually impaired) man. I left out those details and I wish I hadn't heard them, even though he was behind a bathroom door.

At 7:36am on February 1st, 2008, Pam said…: My how you've grown :-)

At 11:09pm on January 31st, 2008, Jean Riva said…: I wanted to tell you first, Randy. I really did but I thought they'd take the award away from me if I ordered that skywriter to fly over Alabama.

At 10:00pm on January 31st, 2008, jcorn said…: (snicker) You smell like cookies?! I saw that comment. No fair. What kind of cookies? These details could affect SEO even though I haven't even tried to explore SEO yet, because of those blasted deadlines popping up all the time and distracting me.
If I had to guess, I'd say people should write about everything they can, the best they can and hope that lots of people want to read it. I don't know a thing about search engine optimization yet. I think cross-linking between sites helps, though.

At 9:16pm on January 31st, 2008, Kelly said…: should I wear my church lady outfit? believe it or not my mother looks just like her and I could probably borrow some of her clothes if I need to.