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What was the best laugh you ever had?: "Chris! There's a diamond in my crotch!" was one of the best...

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Alien Creature on my Lawn

A true story--happened today. Alien creature on the lawn what the-- my god... spindly legs, several, flattened head muddied dropped from a spacecraft during the night maybe dare I poke it with a stick I dare squishy I reel back in disgust what the--? oh. a child's toy.

Posted on March 11th, 2008 at 11:51am — 2 Comments (Add)

Annoyed Blog Post Rant

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Can No One in the state of Kansas make a decent Marguerita? I just came back from dinner--a friend's birthday-- and we went to yet another restaurant where they served me a crappy marguerita. 22 oz. and I feel nothing! I don't drink frequently, so it can't be that I have built up tolerance. I am tired of Kool-Aid posing as a marguerita. I should have ordered the crappy wine. I didn't order it because...well it was crappy wine. It would have been better than the margueri…

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Posted on February 6th, 2008 at 8:40pm — 18 Comments (Add)

Random Blog Post for no good reason

This blog post is brought to you by Chris M's tired right brain. Donations will be accepted from 7--10 at St. Munger of The blessed persons of interest cathedral. For English press one.

Posted on February 4th, 2008 at 8:18pm — 9 Comments (Add)

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At 9:39pm on April 21st, 2008, E said…: Wake up, Chris.

At 1:34pm on February 3rd, 2008, Shana said…: Sorry Chris you are the violent silent lamb one, funny comment, let me know about the movie,

At 6:12pm on January 31st, 2008, Kelly said…: snot pockets :)

At 9:31pm on January 24th, 2008, Chris M.C. said…: Hi Grits. the same thing happened to me.Your bear comment cracked me up.

Donna that diamond thing was really funny, but it was a situation that was most funny if you'd actually been there. Very long story short-- a coworker was messing with her new ring that her BF had JUST recently given her and the diamond fell out into her lap. She couldn't find it and exclaimed, very loudly, to me (and anyone around could hear) "Chris! There is a diamond in my crotch!" I looked at her and she looked at me, and we both just lost it. There..I feel better having explained it.lol.

yes Mr. Spock the cat is a very special kitty. He was a science experiment gone awry.

At 8:06pm on January 24th, 2008, Porter said…: Chris have you had *that* diamond appraised? Wow that poor kitty needs gene therapy! :-)

At 5:55pm on January 23rd, 2008, Grits44 said…: Oh....maybe its already done? How did I do that? Good

At 5:54pm on January 23rd, 2008, Grits44 said…: Hi Chris! I received an email that you had requested me as a friend. Thank you. As soon as I figure out how to do that....I will accept. Just learning this stuff so bear with me.....(not literally bear!) I'm old and slow physically and sometimes mentally too. Regards,