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What was the best laugh you ever had?: We have a cocky little poodle that thinks he's king of the world except for when there's a cat present. One day we had him over to our neighbor's house and their cat had Cooper sized up in short order. The cat stalked him all over the house until finally the dog leaped on my back---I was sitting on the floor---and he managed to climb up on top of my head. We were all laughing so hard at the animal antics that no one thought to get a camera.

About Me:: About me? There isn't much to tell. I'm an ordinary crazed and delusional senior citizen who still believes in happy endings and that every one of us needs a do-good passion project to secure our place in the human race. I'm a flaming liberal living in a conservative community and I haven't changed the sheets on the bed this week...even though it was on the to-do list for yesterday. Oh, and one more useless fact about me: I refused to eat orange food until I was well into adulthood.

Website:: http://fromtheplanetaphasia.blogspot.com/

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Say Something Funny!

I'm bored. Say something funny. Make me laugh and win a prize. What? I'd give you a cookie but on the internet not everyone likes getting cookies. I'd give you a hug but virtual hugs suck next to the real thing. So---oh, hell---just make me laugh for the sake of doing a friend a favor. Tell me a joke and I'll start by telling you one from my world.... This guy was in a bar and decided he'd better go home. He fell off the stool, crawled up into a standing position only to fall again. Damn,… Continue

Posted on March 15th, 2008 at 9:30am — 8 Comments (Add)

Fainting Goats

Remember the round-robin story I started a few blog entries ago? (Code: Moo) Someone in that story changed the plot to include fainting goats. I thought, because this is a humor site, that Thomas was making that up about goats that faint when you look at them. I was wrong. LOL fainting goats video

Posted on March 9th, 2008 at 9:30pm — 2 Comments (Add)

Now I've Seen Everything

My dog has his own blog now and he's spilling all the family secrets... The Cooper Chronicles

Posted on February 21st, 2008 at 10:30am — 6 Comments (Add)

CODE: Moo

The Federal Witness Protection Program has been known to place people on Amish farms for safe keeping. They blend the outsiders in by dressing them in simple black clothing, having them grow beards, and tend to the cows. It's been recently discovered that the founding father of AmishOnLine, Brother Randy, is one of them. He's a man on the run. A man hiding out because...

(Would anyone here care to add the next few sentences in the comment section then pass the pen on to another member,… Continue

Posted on February 3rd, 2008 at 9:51am — 12 Comments (Add)

I Just Have to Know.....

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Can someone explain to me why I have to wash behind my ears? No one has looked back there is 55 years. Not since my dad used to pull quarters out from back there.
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Posted on February 1st, 2008 at 10:05pm — 9 Comments (Add)

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At 11:06pm on February 23rd, 2008, Shana said…: It is live, or life, whichever sorry I forgot to tell you, it is about communicating with an Ahlzeimers, patient. hope you like it.

At 5:31pm on February 12th, 2008, JP Whickson said…: LOL at the crashing of a funeral. A girlfriend and I went into the wrong room at a funeral parlor and sat through the service of someone we didn't know. When we realized we had no idea who this man was we got the giggles and to cover up, faked sobbing, which we were actually doing by that time, from laughter. Everyone wondered who those two very upset ladies were in the back of the service.

At 6:11pm on February 1st, 2008, jcorn said…: Jean -
National Condom Week? I didn't even know such a thing existed. I want to see the parades and floats, assuming they have any.

At 10:05pm on January 31st, 2008, jcorn said…: Jean,
I was dreaming big - for you. I care for a person with physical issues and I think your writing should be published and used as therapy for others in the same situation. It has certainly been therapeutic for me. Okay, yes, I AM going to put in one of those silly smiley faces now :)

At 8:13pm on January 31st, 2008, Will Wright said…: Hi Jean,

Thanks for the comment on my Webkinz World Secret Myspace Cheat codes.... article. I overloaded the keywords in there thinking that the search engines would label it as spam. So far it's not working though. I'm getting a little worried now.

At 6:36pm on January 31st, 2008, Kelly said…: Thanks Jean for the welcome. You think I have social networking down? LOL that's funny.

At 6:09pm on January 31st, 2008, Chris M.C. said…: Hullo Jean

At 6:38pm on January 28th, 2008, Porter said…: Hi Sister Riva...Love your profile! Oh and please don't mistake me as anti-liberal with my Hillary jokes here...they're available and I'm too lazy to look anything else up. of late.:-) And don't feel bad about being out of the comedic theory league...it daunted me for a minute too upon sign-up. :-)

At 8:23am on January 28th, 2008, theBarefoot said…: Welcome Sister Riva. Thy bonnet befits thee.

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