Kelly is a keyword

[Kelly]

I noticed that the google ads on the side of the screen when I got to "My Page" have Kelly in them. There's an ad for R. Kelly and 2 for Lelli Kelli. I also have an ad that tells me I have a secret crush and another offering me dirty cell phone jokes that warns I'll be a loser if I don't have them. I'm not sure if these are jokes about cell phones or jokes I can get on my cell phone. I also don't know what dirty cell phone jokes have to do with Kelly.

When you go to your "My Page" what ads do you have?

[Chris M.C.]

I had a weight loss ad and some other boring ads. The ads on Kelly's page know about her kickass boots

[jcorn]

On Jean's page, I see that she is invited to view Fart videos and that she has two secret crushes, presumably by gassy individuals seeking same.

[jcorn]

Apparently people named Kelly are known for shoe fetishes. Interesting. I'm known for virus checks.

[jcorn]

Here is what appeared on Kelly's page just now:
Fetish Shoes FUNkyPair
Fetish Ballet Shoe Thigh High Boots BBB Member Ship WorldWide Discreet
www.FUNkyPair.com

They do promise to be discreet but isn't it really spelled "discrete" ? Maybe the spell check in my brain is on the fritz.

[jcorn]

Mine just have ads for virus protection. I know what would happen if I changed my name to jc, though. I'd be swamped with Christian ads.

[Kelly]

Oh god I can't stop laughing! I can just see me out and about in my "I'm just one big fucking ray of sunshine" t-shirt and my phone rings. It shouts Hallelujah Jesus and people's mouth's gape open. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[EMohrman]

I was hoping I'd have ads for discount Ecstasy... no such luck One for tic tacs, which makes sense. The others though? Ron Paul, grocery coupons, Virginia's Liberty University, & preacher ringtones. Does that mean my phone would shout shit like "hallelujah!"? Jesus. With each passing day, I'm happier that I don't have a stupid cell phone.

[Kelly]

ROFLMAO!! that comes from the old Kelly Belly joke. I hated that joke as a kid. now it doesn't bother my because I have a pretty ring in my belly. I also detest being called Kel. I go from happy to furious in about 1 second when someone calls me kel. it's weird I know.

[Jean Riva]

My page had an ad to become an air marshal tonight but I've actually seen ads there for businesses with the name 'Riva' in them. There's a Riva resort and Riva boat builder. Right now on your pages I'm seeing '10 rules for losing belly fat.' LOL