CODE: Moo

[Jean Riva]

The Federal Witness Protection Program has been known to place people on Amish farms for safe keeping. They blend the outsiders in by dressing them in simple black clothing, having them grow beards, and tend to the cows. It's been recently discovered that the founding father of AmishOnLine, Brother Randy, is one of them. He's a man on the run. A man hiding out because...

(Would anyone here care to add the next few sentences in the comment section then pass the pen on to another member, see how far we can build a silly story round-robin style?)

[jcorn]

doing something that wouldn't normally seem disgusting but, in this case, was thoroughly disgusting because...

[Jean Riva]

in Klingonese, he wondered. Maybe that dream was his subconscious giving him a clue about the troubles that had brought him to this Amish farm as part of the Federal Witness Protection Program. The only connection he had to the Klingon language was...

[EMohrman]

it

[Jean Riva]

got the face of his worst nemesis.

Randy jerked awake, his body cold and wet with sweat. He looked around the dark bedroom expecting to see goats and sheep in the corners. The dream was so real and that face! God, he thought that part of his life was in the past. Why was....

[jcorn]

referred back to Jean Riva's comment, noting that he was not a goat at all but actually it looks like he's actually...

[jcorn]

which caused an arterial tear. Luckily, an intrepid writer standing nearby took a pen and

[Chris M.C.]

"TAKE COVER!" --but it was too late. A hollowpoint tore through Guy's shoulder. With one sharp cry, Guy fell to the ground...blood pouring from the wound

[Jean Riva]

...is still standing over there. Look closely. I don't think he's a goat at all. It looks like he's actually...."

[W Thomas Payne]

every goat in the pasture turned, and stared at him, as if understanding his words. Then, as one, they all fell to their sides, with one stopping to scratch itself before a look of startlement crossed its face.

"Guy, did you see that?"

"See what?"

"That goat, the one that..."

[Jean Riva]

"How am I suppose to free these goats?" Randy asked, sounding totally exasperated. "All they do is swoon and pass out every time I get near. I think they're all in love with me!"

Just as he got the last word out....