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A true story--happened today. Alien creature on the lawn what the-- my god... spindly legs, several, flattened head muddied dropped from a spacecraft during the night maybe dare I poke it with a stick I dare squishy I reel back in disgust what the--? oh. a child's toy. Continue

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Can No One in the state of Kansas make a decent Marguerita? I just came back from dinner--a friend's birthday-- and we went to yet another restaurant where they served me a crappy marguerita. 22 oz. and I feel nothing! I don't drink frequently, so it can't be that I have built up tolerance. I am tired of Kool-Aid posing as a marguerita. I should have ordered the crappy wine. I didn't order it because...well it was crappy wine. It would have been better than the margueri

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