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Miraculous Kinoki body detox patches

Bet you never suspected a holistic detoxifying pad could cure you of all this. Continue

Added by EMohrman on May 4, 2008 at 5:56pm — No Comments

Just another reason to promote death

Read how I propose to save Social Security, cut Federal spending by $400 billion dollars a year, & make everyone happy here. Continue

Added by EMohrman on April 16, 2008 at 1:01am — 2 Comments

Expressing contempt for contemptible expressions

My futile war on stupid sayings and annoying phrases has begun here.

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Added by EMohrman on January 31, 2008 at 6:13pm — 6 Comments

tic tac crack

Orange tic tacs recently entered my life, with profound consequence: a breath mint habit akin to crack addiction. Hyperbole? Perhaps. But I pass on this tale of tasty woe with the hope that others may recognize in themselves the potential monster before it's too late. This is the story of orange tic tacs and the breath mint beast which they unleashed.

The entire depraved tale is here

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Added by EMohrman on January 21, 2008 at 10:59pm — No Comments

So what the hell are Dr Pepper's 23 flavors, anyway?

I decided to attempt to unlock the mysteries of Dr Pepper's 23 flavors. To me, this 23 flavors business amounts to nothing less than a taunt, a dare, a worthy Dr Pepper challenge.

The adventure's documented here

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Added by EMohrman on January 21, 2008 at 10:57pm — No Comments

Vodka, wonder-beverage!

Vodka can do far more than just get guzzled down your gullet. When it's not boosting a celebration in any of its dazzlingly delicious derivatives or darkening out the pain of a failed life, here are seven other practical uses for vodka...

See them here

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Added by EMohrman on January 21, 2008 at 10:56pm — 1 Comment