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A couple of weeks ago I decided that the senile and mentally challenged were misunderstood and had no one to turn to for advice and to look out for their better interest. Since no one else was stepping up to t…

You know folks, just about everybody needs a little help and advice nowadays including the mentally ill and senile. Normal people have Ann Landers and Dear Abby while these…

I've been too busy and in an uncharacteristic mood to NOT laugh

but here's an effort to help my fellow wo(man). Hope to be

out of my rut by week's end.

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Begin rant:

Can No One in the state of Kansas make a decent Marguerita? I just came back from dinner--a friend's birthday-- and we went to yet another restaurant where they served me a crappy marguerita. 22 oz. and I feel nothing! I don't drink frequently, so it can't be that I have built up tolerance. I am tired of Kool-Aid posing as a marguerita. I should have ordered the crappy wine. I didn't order it because...well it was crappy wine. It would have been better than the margueri…

Yes, those are flies buzzing around.

When you feel l…

My futile war on stupid sayings and annoying phrases has begun here.

You know, I get myself into more trouble just trying to stay out of trouble if you know what I mean. I don’t have to be doing anything for situations to pop up that I don’t believe happen to the rest of the m…

Someone has found my blog the last three days by doing a google search for "Do men like whores?" My first instinct was to wonder if this person thought that the answer was hidden on the web someplace and then I thought of their disappointment upon discovering that no, it probably was not. I am here to rectify that - to the best of my ability. I'll assume that we're referring to the run-of-the-mill whore, not an actual prostitute. The girl with some issues, not with track marks. On to it:…

It's a Hill-Billy!

Are you misunderstood? Stuck in a dead-end job? Does the scientific community dismiss your brilliant theories as "ludicrous" or "hair-brained"? You are not alone.

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Orange tic tacs recently entered my life, with profound consequence: a breath mint habit akin to crack addiction. Hyperbole? Perhaps. But I pass on this tale of tasty woe with the hope that others may recognize in themselves the potential monster before it's too late. This is the story of orange tic tacs and the breath mint beast which they unleashed.

The entire depraved tale is here

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I decided to attempt to unlock the mysteries of Dr Pepper's 23 flavors. To me, this 23 flavors business amounts to nothing less than a taunt, a dare, a worthy Dr Pepper challenge.

The adventure's documented here

Vodka can do far more than just get guzzled down your gullet. When it's not boosting a celebration in any of its dazzlingly delicious derivatives or darkening out the pain of a failed life, here are seven other practical uses for vodka...

See them here