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jcorn Toilets for Too or Procrastination as a Warm-up for Writing Another C4C

After doing a certain amount of writing for pay, THIS writer tends to feel contrary. Something builds up inside of me and I just have the urge to purge or throw something out there that is a bit off the wall (also known as "Random Writing that There is no chance in Hell They Will Pay For but I Feel Compelled to Write Before I can Write the Stuff they Will Pay For... Because I have a C4C to Prove it). So I wrote the light, bantering piece and it got quite a response. Here it is:… Continue

Added by jcorn on May 18, 2008 at 11:30pm — 6 Comments

Will Wright Starbucks Level of Pretentiousness Declines for Third Straight Quarter

Click HERE to read the coffee giant's plans to make your next visit to Starbucks the most pretentious one yet. Continue

Added by Will Wright on May 6, 2008 at 9:05pm — No Comments

EMohrman Miraculous Kinoki body detox patches

Bet you never suspected a holistic detoxifying pad could cure you of all this. Continue

Added by EMohrman on May 4, 2008 at 5:56pm — No Comments

EMohrman Just another reason to promote death

Read how I propose to save Social Security, cut Federal spending by $400 billion dollars a year, & make everyone happy here. Continue

Added by EMohrman on April 16, 2008 at 1:01am — 2 Comments

Jean Riva Say Something Funny!

I'm bored. Say something funny. Make me laugh and win a prize. What? I'd give you a cookie but on the internet not everyone likes getting cookies. I'd give you a hug but virtual hugs suck next to the real thing. So---oh, hell---just make me laugh for the sake of doing a friend a favor. Tell me a joke and I'll start by telling you one from my world.... This guy was in a bar and decided he'd better go home. He fell off the stool, crawled up into a standing position only to fall again. Damn,… Continue

Added by Jean Riva on March 15, 2008 at 9:30am — 8 Comments

Chris M.C. Alien Creature on my Lawn

A true story--happened today. Alien creature on the lawn what the-- my god... spindly legs, several, flattened head muddied dropped from a spacecraft during the night maybe dare I poke it with a stick I dare squishy I reel back in disgust what the--? oh. a child's toy. Continue

Added by Chris M.C. on March 11, 2008 at 11:51am — 2 Comments

Jean Riva Fainting Goats

Remember the round-robin story I started a few blog entries ago? (Code: Moo) Someone in that story changed the plot to include fainting goats. I thought, because this is a humor site, that Thomas was making that up about goats that faint when you look at them. I was wrong. LOL fainting goats video Continue

Added by Jean Riva on March 9, 2008 at 9:30pm — 2 Comments

theBarefoot Don't Die

I heard this on NPR this morning. Seems the Mayor of a town in France issued a decree that anyone who does not already own a plot in the near-full cemetery is forbidden to die in his town. Penalties will be sever for those breaking this ban. I wonder just how much more of penalty you can impose on a corpse. Continue

Added by theBarefoot on March 7, 2008 at 6:50pm — 3 Comments

theBarefoot AWOL

Okay. Okay. I went AWOL for a few days. Thanks for all the cards and letters, you rat bastards. Sometimes I truly work for a living. I had a meeting in D.C. The preparation was killer. I also have been fighting foo for the last two weeks, hence the meeting in D.C. At least the weather was pleasant. Sorry for the absence. Let's giggle like school girls about the 6 shots of tequila that amazed my traveling companions. What a bunch of pansies. 6? Why stop there? Continue

Added by theBarefoot on March 4, 2008 at 9:03pm — 4 Comments

Pam Ginger Kids

What the heck? International Ginger Kids Foundation website

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Added by Pam on February 29, 2008 at 6:43am — 2 Comments

Jean Riva Now I've Seen Everything

My dog has his own blog now and he's spilling all the family secrets... The Cooper Chronicles Continue

Added by Jean Riva on February 21, 2008 at 10:30am — 6 Comments

Pam Urban Legend and Green M & Ms: Chocolate Aphrodisiac

Mars Snackfood recently came out with an all-green 14 ounce bag of milk chocolate M & Ms. There is much speculation online about the real meaning of the green-only M & M bag. Is it for the environment? Did they run out of red and pink? Is it to promote organ donation? For the true meaning behind the all-green bag of… Continue

Added by Pam on February 14, 2008 at 9:33am — 2 Comments

Pam Advice from Eddy Murphy

Recently I saw an episode of The Actor's Studio with Eddie Murphy. His best advice for comedians and actors? Never take advice. Continue

Added by Pam on February 12, 2008 at 5:18pm — 1 Comment

Chris Berry ASK THE OLD GEEZER Episode #2 Advice For And By The Senile

A couple of weeks ago I decided that the senile and mentally challenged were misunderstood and had no one to turn to for advice and to look out for their better interest. Since no one else was stepping up to t

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Added by Chris Berry on February 10, 2008 at 3:05am — 3 Comments

Chris Berry ASK THE OLD GEEZER Episode #1 Advice Column For And By The Senile

You know folks, just about everybody needs a little help and advice nowadays including the mentally ill and senile. Normal people have Ann Landers and Dear Abby while these

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Added by Chris Berry on February 10, 2008 at 2:51am — 3 Comments

Porter Busy Week -- Some Amusement (Cartoons) PG-14 or 17

I've been too busy and in an uncharacteristic mood to NOT laugh

but here's an effort to help my fellow wo(man). Hope to be

out of my rut by week's end.

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Added by Porter on February 7, 2008 at 11:45pm — 19 Comments

Chris M.C. Annoyed Blog Post Rant

Begin rant:

Can No One in the state of Kansas make a decent Marguerita? I just came back from dinner--a friend's birthday-- and we went to yet another restaurant where they served me a crappy marguerita. 22 oz. and I feel nothing! I don't drink frequently, so it can't be that I have built up tolerance. I am tired of Kool-Aid posing as a marguerita. I should have ordered the crappy wine. I didn't order it because...well it was crappy wine. It would have been better than the margueri

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Added by Chris M.C. on February 6, 2008 at 8:40pm — 18 Comments

Kelly Kelly is a keyword

I noticed that the google ads on the side of the screen when I got to "My Page" have Kelly in them. There's an ad for R. Kelly and 2 for Lelli Kelli. I also have an ad that tells me I have a secret crush and another offering me dirty cell phone jokes that warns I'll be a loser if I don't have them. I'm not sure if these are jokes about cell phones or jokes I can get on my cell phone. I also don't know what dirty cell phone jokes have to do with Kelly.

When you go to your "My Page" what… Continue

Added by Kelly on February 4, 2008 at 10:27pm — 9 Comments

Chris M.C. Random Blog Post for no good reason

This blog post is brought to you by Chris M's tired right brain. Donations will be accepted from 7--10 at St. Munger of The blessed persons of interest cathedral. For English press one. Continue

Added by Chris M.C. on February 4, 2008 at 8:18pm — 9 Comments

Jean Riva CODE: Moo

The Federal Witness Protection Program has been known to place people on Amish farms for safe keeping. They blend the outsiders in by dressing them in simple black clothing, having them grow beards, and tend to the cows. It's been recently discovered that the founding father of AmishOnLine, Brother Randy, is one of them. He's a man on the run. A man hiding out because...

(Would anyone here care to add the next few sentences in the comment section then pass the pen on to another member,… Continue

Added by Jean Riva on February 3, 2008 at 9:51am — 12 Comments

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