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Web Writing: The Ground Rules that Make a Good Web Article
This is what makes a good web article be it for AC, Mashable, or even C-Net magazine.
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Published: Mar 22, 2009
Organic: The Bastard Child of Going Green
Organic isn't organic isn't Green isn't me isn't you. So shut your pie hole by shoving a piece of pie in it.
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Published: Mar 15, 2009
911 Calls from McDonald's Prove Darwin was Wrong About Natural Selection
Natural Selection isn't working. The Stupid Gene has triumphed over Darwin. The Stupid Gene Theory is proven by actions of a Florida woman's 911 call.
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Published: Mar 04, 2009
Why I Hate the Words Foodie, Tweet, and Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
The English language is reaching critical mass with new words created everyday. Stop and think before you create.
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Published: Feb 28, 2009
Stupidity About Town: The Real Life Adventures of a Smart Ass in a Dumb World
The week is only half over and stupidity is chasing me like a famished lion with a gazelle in her sites. Come be stupid with me, won't you?
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Published: Feb 12, 2009
Stimulus Package, Bailout Now with Strings Attached
Obama put salary limits on companies accepting bailout money. Is this a good thing or is a soundtrack for this dance the next step?
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Published: Feb 04, 2009
The Best Thing About Inauguration Day 2009
From what I understand, there was a speech, a parade, and some parties. None of that is what Inauguration Day is all about.
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Published: Jan 20, 2009
The 30 Million Dollar Christmas Vacation and the Disillusionment of Barack Hussein Obama
Politics is a cruel mistress and learning her lessons can be harder than a nun's ruler on spelling bee day.
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Published: Dec 23, 2008
Kid, You'll Move Mountains Releases Loomings
Loomings is Kid, You'll Move Mountains latest CD. Here's my impressions of the music with a little crow on the side.
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Published: Dec 09, 2008
Selecting a College Major and Its Direct Influence on Your Career Prospects in the New Economy
Still haven't decided on your college major? Is your choice of minors causing you minor pains? The new edition of The Big Book of College Majors and Viable Jobs Matrices has been revamped for the new economy.
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Published: Nov 11, 2008
Change for America: A Few Things I'd like to See Barack Obama Change
Changing America because it's damp and starting to cry.
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Published: Nov 05, 2008
Sarah Palin as McCain's VP: the Smartest Political Move Since the Emancipation Proclamation
Let's balance the factors that level the playing field.
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Published: Aug 29, 2008
Nancy Pelosi's Innovative Solution to Save Energy and Find New Oil
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, in a brilliant example of leadership, demonstrated her plan to save energy. She literally turned out the lights on Congress.
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Published: Aug 04, 2008
A Review of The Secret Bed and Breakfast in Leesburg, Alabama
Looking for a relaxing getaway? The Secret Bed and Breakfast overlooking Weiss Lake is a perfect spot. It's unique architecture and wonderful hosts will ensure you leave with you batteries recharged and a longing to return.
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Published: Jul 16, 2008
Scalable Software Systems: An Upcoming Internet Commodity
So you want to be Tom? Why stop there when you can be a Tom factory. The next internet evolution is software and systems which give anyone the ability to create sites which in turn create and manage social networking sites.
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Published: Jun 04, 2008
Last Check Writer on Earth Beaten to Death in Supermarket
73-year-old Edna Mercy was bludgeoned to death today by an enraged, baguette-wielding mob in a local supermarket.
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Published: May 03, 2008
Madonna to Remake Casablanca. Britney Spears to Be Thrown a Cameo Bone
Rumors are flying that Madonna plans to remake the iconic movie Casablanca. The Barefoot Celebrity Buzz and Scatological Research Group, LLC (Paparazzi Division), has the inside scoop.
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Published: Apr 01, 2008
Why Your Woman Left You: How to Prevent Divorce in the Modern World
Divorce is ugly. There are no winners only whiners. But how did it come to this? What can men do to please these female creatures?
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Published: Mar 30, 2008
Vogue Magazine Casts LeBron James and Gisele Bundchen in Remake of King Kong
Vogue's cover has the wires humming with accusations of racism. This is why we're all afraid of Vogue.
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Published: Mar 27, 2008
Clinton V. Obama. Are They the Same Candidate?
Issue by issue. Hot topic by hot topic. Let's score the candidates and see who comes out on top.
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Published: Mar 09, 2008
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- What was the best laugh you ever had?
- Those geography moments in life, as in "you had to be there," I find the funniest. The best laugh is the one that can never be repeated.
- About Me:
- I'm theBarefoot. I've been writing humor et. al. for about two years. My philosophy is humor comes in all shapes and sizes. I'm particularly fond of subtle satire, but have been know to write some outrageously sarcastic rants. You can find most of my online writing at my AC page.
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Don't Die
Posted on March 7, 2008 at 6:50pm — 3 Comments
AWOL
I went AWOL for a few days. Thanks for all the cards and letters, you rat bastards. Sometimes I truly work for a living.
I had a meeting in D.C. The preparation was killer. I also have been fighting foo for the last two weeks, hence the meeting in D.C. At least the weather was pleasant. Sorry for the absence. Let's giggle like school girls about the 6 shots of tequila that amazed my traveling companions. What a bunch of pansies. 6? Why stop there?
Posted on March 4, 2008 at 9:03pm — 4 Comments
Comedy Trivia
Posted on January 21, 2008 at 2:06pm — 1 Comment
Comment Wall (20 comments)
- At 9:47pm on May 14, 2008,
Divinity Rose said…
- I'm shakin' in my knickers.....
- At 10:35pm on February 25, 2008,
jcorn said… - You clever thing! Stirring people up about you know who over at AC. Reading those comments is something else. I want to see if you top 144 or whatever the heck my article on comments got this weekend. Write an article on comments and the comments fly! When they are visible.
- At 11:30am on February 17, 2008, jcorn said…
- Speaking of the AC, if anyone has the ability to leave or receive visible comments could you send me a decoder ring for that, please? Would appreciate it? I found the AC cereal but (with my luck) the versions containing the decoder rings were all sold out at my grocery store, confusing when the cereal ALONE cost more than most article payments. Something seems a bit off in that economic formula but I still want a ring. I'm having withdrawal symptoms from AC, minor but unpleasant.
- At 2:14am on February 15, 2008, jcorn said…
- I wish I had the courage to 1/2 as humorous as you are on the AC Forum. I"m always afraid I'll get in trouble. Your comments have me cracking up there. - and many other places.
- At 1:25pm on February 3, 2008,
Shana said… - Thank you all and thanks Brother Barefoot, ha ha
- At 3:45pm on February 1, 2008, jcorn said…
- I'm popping in to say Hi and I churned the butter today. Where are the blasted biscuits or mashed potatoes or whatever goes with them. I am not peeling potatoes or making biscuits.
I did, however, promote Donna in one of my articles about audio content on AC and how it could fit into a niche market. Unfortunately, one person in that niche market, my sample listener, got turned on by Donna's voice and the results were not what I'd hoped,although he seemed like a very happy blind (I mean, visually impaired) man. I left out those details and I wish I hadn't heard them, even though he was behind a bathroom door.
- At 7:36am on February 1, 2008,
Pam said… - My how you've grown :-)
- At 11:09pm on January 31, 2008,
Jean Riva said… - I wanted to tell you first, Randy. I really did but I thought they'd take the award away from me if I ordered that skywriter to fly over Alabama.
- At 10:00pm on January 31, 2008, jcorn said…
- (snicker) You smell like cookies?! I saw that comment. No fair. What kind of cookies? These details could affect SEO even though I haven't even tried to explore SEO yet, because of those blasted deadlines popping up all the time and distracting me.
If I had to guess, I'd say people should write about everything they can, the best they can and hope that lots of people want to read it. I don't know a thing about search engine optimization yet. I think cross-linking between sites helps, though.
- At 9:16pm on January 31, 2008,
Kelly said… - should I wear my church lady outfit? believe it or not my mother looks just like her and I could probably borrow some of her clothes if I need to.
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