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What was the best laugh you ever had?

It was the night before I rent to rehab...but I forget now what happened.

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Life is too tragic not be funny, but I wouldn't trade it for the alternative. I'm just here to gain wisdom from the greats, do a little stalking and pimp my stuff.

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How to Get Even on AC and In Virtual Life

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What is This? It's a Hill-billy

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At 9:38pm on April 21, 2008, EMohrman said…: Wake up, Porter.

At 12:39pm on February 15, 2008, jcorn said…: Donna - I wouldn't worry too much about it. You've gotten a lot of attention from this, plenty of comments. You touched a nerve. Plus (and I could be alone in this view but somehow I doubt it), I don't think ALL AC readers note every little typo- or even the main point sometimes. Again, I could be wrong about that (grin).
When I read your title, I was wondering which words or phrases would get the most page views: "strip" "Strip search", "Florida Cop Dumps" (that one makes you think, doesn't it? Ewww...), Strip search woman, "Cop dumps" "Dumps" etc.
Clearly, I need a refresher course in keywords and SEO and all that...

At 8:06am on February 15, 2008, Porter said…: Oh My E. You are better than coffee...when am I going to learn though. I'm tired of wiping my first cup off from the screen after reading one of your zingers. And Jean and Jane, you both made me smile too...dark circles, beauty treatments...ah, it's all good. I SO needed a laugh after looked at my last article. The typos are *horrendous* -- bad enough calling a diseased person "diseased", I made the near fatal mistake of using "their" for "there," among other blunders. Oy! We're sick here and I just want to pull the covers over my head but I have my best paying gig to date to do...I guess they didn't see this article. But alas, I guess I'll brag about it *after* I get paid at the rate I'm going.

At 5:11am on February 15, 2008, jcorn said…: Eerily, it didn't take long for me to respond "in character' and ask them to be more courteous about how they wrapped their food before putting it in the neighborhood trash cans for me to get, etc. They seemed to like that. I got some flack for suggesting that some guy add beer or cinnamon to his chili. Someone said something about "the nerve of a raccoon trying to tell a guy how to cook." Some people get WAY too involved with avatars. Yeah,right, I'm a typing raccoon...fine...whatever floats their boat and their insanity.

At 2:03am on February 15, 2008, jcorn said…: P.S. I have this Avatar on another site and people starting talking to me as "the raccoon". Geeesh.

At 2:02am on February 15, 2008, jcorn said…: I didn't even have to Photoshop it although I don't have the same exact shade of dark circles yet. Give me a couple of more months of writing and i might get there.

At 2:00am on February 15, 2008, jcorn said…: Fine, I got an avatar, one I find fitting for tax season. Happy?

At 11:45pm on February 14, 2008, JP Whickson said…: I used the beauty treatments you recommended. Wow they worked.

At 3:40pm on February 14, 2008, EMohrman said…: & me? How do you picture me? & tell me what you'd do to each part as you describe it. Ohhhh.

At 4:19pm on February 12, 2008, Porter said…: I imagine a brunette for some reason with a wry smile and a nice face who looks younger than she is...or at least comfortable in who she is. :-)