EMohrman's Page

Bet you never suspected a holistic detoxifying pad could cure you of all this.

Read how I propose to save Social Security, cut Federal spending by $400 billion dollars a year, & make everyone happy here.

My futile war on stupid sayings and annoying phrases has begun here.

Orange tic tacs recently entered my life, with profound consequence: a breath mint habit akin to crack addiction. Hyperbole? Perhaps. But I pass on this tale of tasty woe with the hope that others may recognize in themselves the potential monster before it's too late. This is the story of orange tic tacs and the breath mint beast which they unleashed.

The entire depraved tale is here

I decided to attempt to unlock the mysteries of Dr Pepper's 23 flavors. To me, this 23 flavors business amounts to nothing less than a taunt, a dare, a worthy Dr Pepper challenge.

The adventure's documented here