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What was the best laugh you ever had?

I laughed pretty hard that time I seperated my Siamese twin cousins with that rusty meat cleaver and all the blood and guts got the chickens all mushey. I thought I'd never recover. My cousins sure didn't and well neither did those pesky chickens either.

About Me:

If I were female I'd probably be a Ho, (after all look what it did for Paris Hilton and Britney Spears). I'd attend all the exclusive parties without my shorts on, (which just between you, me and a bunch of angry sailors), I already do anyway. I would also be really intelligent and stuff so I could go on Brett Michaels' Rock of Love show and be the smart slut of the bunch, (That Brett Michaels sure is a hunk. You almost can't see the herpes scars and most of his diseases aren't contagious any more. At least that's what he said. My how that poor man has suffered for his art)! Oh yeah, and he's almost as desirable as The Barefoot, (That is I mean if I was a stupid ho and stuff and was like attracted to oversized tarsal appendages and stuff).

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ASK THE OLD GEEZER Episode #2 Advice For And By The Senile

A couple of weeks ago I decided that the senile and mentally challenged were misunderstood and had no one to turn to for advice and to look out for their better interest. Since no one else was stepping up to t

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Posted on February 10, 2008 at 3:05am — 3 Comments

ASK THE OLD GEEZER Episode #1 Advice Column For And By The Senile

You know folks, just about everybody needs a little help and advice nowadays including the mentally ill and senile. Normal people have Ann Landers and Dear Abby while these

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Posted on February 10, 2008 at 2:51am — 3 Comments

Life, Love & Brett Michaels

You know, I get myself into more trouble just trying to stay out of trouble if you know what I mean. I don’t have to be doing anything for situations to pop up that I don’t believe happen to the rest of the m

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Posted on January 29, 2008 at 10:49pm — 5 Comments

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At 7:40pm on January 24, 2008, Chris Berry said…: Hey grits, I'm not sure but I think the proper term for a male ho is ha, and if it isn't I am now laying claim to having invented the term. Please forward all royalty checks to my pay pal account. Also in answer to part of what I think you are referring to in your question, (still with me?), There are lots of Ha's, (me being one of them), but somehow all the ho's are getting the media attention. I would try to grab some of that media spotlight but I'm afraid that I would be mistakenly typecast as a perv instead of a ha. To me the word perv is a verb and although there are perverts, (which are sick, disgusting, demented converts to the perv religion I merely dabble dabble about the fringes. I have yet to be baptized. Okay so now that we're clear on that.....Move along. There's nothing to see here. These are not the droids you're looking for.

At 4:34pm on January 24, 2008, Grits44 said…: Hey Chris...in your About Me: Why do you have to be a female to be a Ho? Don't they have another name for that for men? Maybe Brother Barefoot could help us out?"

At 10:38pm on January 22, 2008, Chris M.C. said…: hullo

At 10:32pm on January 22, 2008, theBarefoot said…: Welcome Brother Howler. Direct yourself to the river for baptism. It will be less painful if you don't struggle.

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