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I'm bored. Say something funny. Make me laugh and win a prize. What? I'd give you a cookie but on the internet not everyone likes getting cookies. I'd give you a hug but virtual hugs suck next to the real thing. So---oh, hell---just make me laugh for the sake of doing a friend a favor. Tell me a joke and I'll start by telling you one from my world.... This guy was in a bar and decided he'd bette…