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Clientcopia
Anyone seen this site? Random comments made by "challenged" clients. Surely NONE of us has had any of those clients, right? Anyway, this one struck me funny and the site is at clientcopia.com or you can find it at http://www.coolsiteoftheday.com/frmindex.html:
This didn't happen to me. Someone I worked with at a college IT department.
Guy: Hello, Blah blah Tech Support.
Client: Hi, My computer isn't working.
Guy: Whats exactly wrong with it.
Client: There isn't anything on the screen.
Guy: Is it powered up?
Client: No!
Guy: Does it turn on when you hit the power button?
Client: No.
Guy: Can you check to see if the computer is plugged in?
Client: OK, i'm looking, but it's hard, I cannot see.
Guy: It should be right in the back.
Client: YEA, YEA, give me a break it's really dark here.
Guy: Why is it dark?
Client: The power is out in the building.
He had to put the client on hold and laugh.
This didn't happen to me. Someone I worked with at a college IT department.
Guy: Hello, Blah blah Tech Support.
Client: Hi, My computer isn't working.
Guy: Whats exactly wrong with it.
Client: There isn't anything on the screen.
Guy: Is it powered up?
Client: No!
Guy: Does it turn on when you hit the power button?
Client: No.
Guy: Can you check to see if the computer is plugged in?
Client: OK, i'm looking, but it's hard, I cannot see.
Guy: It should be right in the back.
Client: YEA, YEA, give me a break it's really dark here.
Guy: Why is it dark?
Client: The power is out in the building.
He had to put the client on hold and laugh.
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Permalink Reply by JAM on -
Clients not only odd folks on planet. Went into cashier to pay my bill. Same cashier spot at this business since 1994. Playing with her cell phone girl sent me to another building to another lady. Who brought me all the way back to the first lady and the credit card machine that has always been there???? Is America dumbing down? I laughed all the way home wondering what I ate for lunch that made me so smart? Laughter is so good for my system and soul! Enjoyed the site. Thanks.
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Permalink Reply by Jean Riva on -
What's even funnier than the above conversation is the strong possibility that it probably happened for real.
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Permalink Reply by theBarefoot on -
I've enjoyed Clientcopia for years. It's even on my blogroll. I wonder if someone name ShoelessJoe ever posted there....hmmm....
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Permalink Reply by Chris Berry on -
True Story........Back when I was driving a taxi cab a woman got into my cab. She was very soft spoken and I had to ask her to repeat herself. She then asked "You don't hear too well do you?", to which I replied "No, but it's okay because I'm also totally blind. I navigate by the bumps in the road". She then got really quiet for a bit before finally asking "Should you be driving a car in your condition?". Of course I couldn't resist and retorted "Probably not but the authorities haven't caught up to me yet". She then began yelling Help! Help! Oh Please let me out! Please let me out! I did, but not before telling her "I don't know why you're so upset lady. Most people just take pity on me and give me a big tip". I think I left her mentally scarred.
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Permalink Reply by JP Whickson on -
OMG This is an absolute RIOT!!! I loved it.
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Permalink Reply by jcorn on -
Chris-
That was so funny! It is the kind of thing...well, maybe not me...but SOME people I know could have done. I'm wondering if I should be scared that I found that so funny...but I'm not wondering THAT much about it. Too busy laughing. God, that was sick what you did. Sick, sick, sick..and funny.
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Permalink Reply by JP Whickson on
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That may have been me that called. I am just kidding! (but it is close)
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