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----- THREE WOMEN,TWO YOUNGER,AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN,
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
>
> SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
>
> THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
>
> THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
>
> "THAT WAS MY PAGER" SHE SAID.
>
> "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
>
> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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> THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
>
> WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
>
> "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE ,I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
>
> NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
>
> SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
>
> SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... " WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
> THAT...
>
> I'M GETTING A FAX "
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
>
> SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
>
> THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
>
> THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
>
> "THAT WAS MY PAGER" SHE SAID.
>
> "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
>
> A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
>
> THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
>
> WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
>
> "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE ,I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
> THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
>
> NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.
>
> SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
>
> SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
> THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
>
> THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID......... " WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
> THAT...
>
> I'M GETTING A FAX "
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Jean Riva on -
You can't beat old people humor. Very funny and I laughed out loud, too.
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Permalink Reply by Porter on -
I guess you have a good point Jean...I was thinking if the "Old Woman" had been replaced with a dumb blond or redneck the visual would not have had nearly the impact nor would the punchline been as effective. The funny thing is I think I know someone capable of this... :-)
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Permalink Reply by Chris M.C. on -
lol
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