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Comedy of the absurd lives here. Humor writers, satirists, comedians, cartoonist, and generally bent people from all walks of life are welcome to share the art and science of laughter

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Starbucks Level of Pretentiousness Declines for Third Straight Quarter

Click HERE to read the coffee giant's plans to make your next visit to Starbucks the most pretentious one yet.

Posted by Will Wright on May 6th, 2008 at 9:05pm — No Comments (Add)

Miraculous Kinoki body detox patches

Bet you never suspected a holistic detoxifying pad could cure you of all this.

Posted by E on May 4th, 2008 at 5:56pm — No Comments (Add)

Just another reason to promote death

Read how I propose to save Social Security, cut Federal spending by $400 billion dollars a year, & make everyone happy here.

Posted by E on April 16th, 2008 at 1:01am — 2 Comments (Add)

Say Something Funny!

I'm bored. Say something funny. Make me laugh and win a prize. What? I'd give you a cookie but on the internet not everyone likes getting cookies. I'd give you a hug but virtual hugs suck next to the real thing. So---oh, hell---just make me laugh for the sake of doing a friend a favor. Tell me a joke and I'll start by telling you one from my world.... This guy was in a bar and decided he'd better go home. He fell off the stool, crawled up into a standing position only to fall again. Damn,… Continue

Posted by Jean Riva on March 15th, 2008 at 9:30am — 8 Comments (Add)

Alien Creature on my Lawn

A true story--happened today. Alien creature on the lawn what the-- my god... spindly legs, several, flattened head muddied dropped from a spacecraft during the night maybe dare I poke it with a stick I dare squishy I reel back in disgust what the--? oh. a child's toy.

Posted by Chris M.C. on March 11th, 2008 at 11:51am — 2 Comments (Add)

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Who has influenced you?
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I was bored today, so I started thinking on who has influenced me in terms of my sense of humor and what I find funny. Probably my best (and first) influence was Statler and Waldorf. Their sarcast... Continue

Tagged: influence, muppets, humor, funny

Started by Susan. Last reply by Susan 7 hours ago.

Top Ten Tools for Writing Humor
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I ran across this article titled Top Ten Tools for Writing Humor by Dave Leonhardt. It surprised me that I instinctively already use about four or five of these tools/tips when I try to write humor... Continue

Started by Jean Riva. Last reply by Will Wright May 7.

Welcome to AmishOnLine, the ultimate in absurity
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Humor writers, satirist, comedians, cartoonists, and people that love to laugh are welcome to join the discussion about the art and science of laughter. I'm theBarefoot. I used to be aBarefoot, bu... Continue

Started by theBarefoot. Last reply by Llamapants Apr 22.